So my kid has been walking around for the past couple of days making a weird snorting sound….like she was trying to farmer-blow her nose all over my floor. I kept asking her if she needed a tissue…she kept telling me, “Not yet, Mommy.” So yesterday she comes sidling up to me and says, “Whew…I got
Car makers don’t really care about you. Sure they try to cover their asses while you are in their product: airbags, seat belts, re-enforced frame, … but … Why are ashtrays and cigarette lighters still standard features? Just wondering.
One of the last shipments to a U.S. research base in Antarctica before the onset of winter darkness was a year’s supply of condoms. Bill Henriksen, the manager of the McMurdo base station, said nearly 16,500 condoms were delivered last month and would be made available, free of charge, to staff throughout the year to avoid the potential embarrassment of having to buy them.
Last night I went to bed with a headache. I woke up with a headache. I took some Advil right after getting to work … no effect. In fact it got worse. Light started stabbing me … mercilessly. Then I could smell a fly fart from three miles away. Every little smell is magnified to something otherworldly.