Archive for July, 2008

Top 10 Reasons Chocolate Is Better Than Sex

Tuesday, July 29th, 2008

Top 10 Reasons Chocolate Is Better Than Sex July 29, 2008 by dennisnajee 1. Good chocolate is easy to find. 2. “If you love me you’ll swallow” has real meaning with chocolate. 3. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. 4. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to last. 5.

Now THIS is satire!

Tuesday, July 22nd, 2008

In a strictly tongue-in-cheek jab at their sister publication at Conde Nast, the editors of Vanity Fair have satirized the controversial New Yorker magazine cover depicting Barack and Michelle Obama. It will only appear on their website., but you have to admit it’s funny.

Right-sized Ingredients: An Idea Whose Time Has Come

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008

I’ve written about various other annoying food traditions, (such as only getting one napkin at dinner), but there’s another one that continually bothers me, and sometimes it can embarrass me. My… 25% Humor, 25% Philosophy, 25% Sociology, 25% Politics, oh and I am a car fanatic

Motorola Unveils Latest RAZR Phones - Disillusioned Trend-setters Scramble!

Tuesday, July 8th, 2008

Motorola Unveils Latest RAZR Phones - Disillusioned Trend-setters Scramble! Thanks to Motorolas newly announced successors to the popular RAZR phones, angry cell-phone shoppers are frantically scrambling to their phone outlets in what experts believe could be the trendiest mob of well-dressed urbanites in modern history.

Supporting the troops? Nah, supporting Captain Underpants

Tuesday, July 1st, 2008

(RTTNews) - President George W. Bush signed into law a $162 billion bipartisan plan to finance war operations in Iraq and Afghanistan Monday, praising Congress for their work and bringing the total provided by lawmakers for the wars to $850 billion.